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apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I have a love for her that runs deep.
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This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster
Life is so ironic, particularly when you’re ironing Teabaggers.
Birth control helps to control births! What a shocker!
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